AISubs v3.6
"Best Hit Generation"!
While watching various VTRs, Mashu and guests will say, "Ah, why were we born in this era?"
But before that...
Yokoyama-chan!
What is this weird thing here?
The show has started and I think it's weird.
Is it okay like this?
Is it okay?
Then we'll start.
I don't know what will happen.
But I don't know.
Shall we go?
Then let me introduce tonight's guest!
From "Morning Musume."
Yoshizawa Hitomi-chan!
Why?!
Good morning!
What do you want to do?
Well...
Since I'm appearing alone...
I want to do something impactful...
There's an impact!
It's not often you appear on TV alone, right?!
That's right...
Right?!
Today, you're appearing on TV alone.
Let's do our best!
Yes, understood.
First of all, clean up by yourself from now on!
I don't like cleaning up!
I don't want to do it in front of girls!
Right?!
That's right...
It's a pin, a pin!
Today, it's a pin!
Yes, understood!
Yes...
This girl is a good girl!
I thought you'd turn me down, but you really cleaned up!
You even cleaned up my tongue!
You're a good girl!
You've finally come to this studio...
Yes!
Today, I'd like you all to know a lot about Yosui!
Then, shall we...
Yes!
Shall we measure your eyesight?
Huh?!
Shall we... measure... your eyesight?
My eyesight?!
Your eyesight!
Come on! What are you doing?!
What are you trying to do?!
I don't like the tempo!
Shall we measure your eyesight?
That's right!
Your eyes, right?!
My eyes...
Yoshizawa's eyes, right?!
Yes...
Hitomiko Club, right?!
Huh?!
It's not "huh!"!
I don't like it!
This show's hidden organization, Hitomiko Club!
So, Kuroki Hitomi-san and...
Hitomi-san, the singer, right?!
Also, Shimizu Hitomi-chan and...
Also, Cat's Eye's Hitomi-chan, right?!
Huh?!
Don't you know that your first leader was Wakahara Hitomi-san?!
You don't know?!
Come on, stop that "V"!
Leaders...
Are you listening?!
In the entertainment world...
Being handsome is also an important appealing point!
Even if you have bad eyesight...
If you have a delicious episode that goes with it...
You'll be handsome!
For example, Keigo Matsusaka also has bad eyesight.
Do you know of the fugu sashimi?
When it came out on the table...
Huh? Why do they only serve the fish?
I couldn't see the fugu sashimi...
Celebrities with the name "eyes" always have to work facing their own eyesight!
Why? Why all of a sudden?
Okay, let's start measuring your eyesight!
I... want... land!
You want land?!
No way! You're greedy!
You haven't bought it yet?
What?
You haven't bought it? You're lying! You're lying!
You're definitely lying!
With that in mind, let's move on to tonight's generation theme!
Tonight's theme is "Nickname Artist Special".
There are many people with nicknames in the entertainment industry.
For example, "Jurie" and "Heypo".
I think nicknames are also one of their characteristics.
Now, here they are!
Kaorin, Marisse, Charmin, Nono, Natsuki, Yossi, Aibo!
That's right! It's Kaorin!
Hello, everyone!
She's shining! She's shining! She's shining!
Because I'm not a fan of it
You're really saying it.
The next day, everyone had a headache.
There are other seniors, like Kaorin.
Kaorin, yes.
Does Kaorin call you Kaorin, Yoshi?
Kaorin calls me Kaorin.
Then, does everyone with nicknames, no matter if they're seniors or not, call you by nicknames?
No, Abe-san and Yaguchi-san.
Oh, really?
They do.
Don't you say "Nutchi"?
I don't say it.
Why? Even though Kaorin is Kaorin.
Kaorin is Kaorin...
What's with that line?
I don't know, but...
It's like, "If you hit me, you'll win."
She's a kind girl, so she didn't say it out loud.
But when Mashu said it out loud,
the reason why she doesn't say "Nutchi" is...
simply because of the pressure that Abe-san is putting on her.
That's not it!
It's dangerous!
Don't say that!
It's "Nutchi", isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's not?
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
Is Nutchi taking care of you?
Yeah.
Are you playing together?
I got an email yesterday.
Oh, thank goodness! What kind of email did you get?
It was like... a chain mail.
"Nutchi"!
Now, we don't have the time to be talking like idiots!
Yes!
Tomorrow, a new song will finally be released!
The title is...
"GO GIRL - Victory of Love"!
Yes!
GO GIRL - Victory of Love!
What kind of song is it this time?
This time, it's a song with a lot of emphasis on facial expressions.
It's "burikko".
Oh!
In the promotion video, he always says "suki" when he winks at the camera.
Oh, you stole our show!
Hey, do it properly!
Since we're not a cheerful group today, let's be a colorful group today.
Then, while you wink, say "suki" twice.
What?
Do it.
What?
- Can I say it like this? - Sure.
Um... "suki", "daisuki".
Hey, hey, hey.
Who does that kind of flow work?
Let's put some emotion into it.
Now, please introduce Yoshi's recommended nickname artist.
It's "professor".
Oh, Shinozawa?
No, it's Sakamoto Yohichi-san.
Ah, that one! It's not that one, is it?
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, why is it Sakamoto Yohichi-san?
You know, "professor" doesn't apply everywhere, does it?
I see.
I see, I see, I see.
You wanted to find one, didn't you?
That's right. That's more like a nickname.
Yeah, it's like one.
Yeah.
Tokyo... Tokyo University...
Tokyo... Art University!
Yeah, yeah.
He graduated from Tokyo Art University Music Department as a composer and ended up in the same university as Yoshi.
That's right!
He's got a cold! Cold medicine!
You look like you're about to buy it, professor.
That's right.
You've got a career.
Yes.
Are you feeling better now?
Yes.
That's great!
Do you like Sakamoto Yohichi-san's music?
It's comforting, isn't it?
Hmm...
What other songs do you find comforting, Yoshi?
Comforting songs?
Yes.
My family comforts me.
Your family?
Yes.
Hmm... What kind of family is it?
Well... It's like...
Um... It's like...
One by one...
Yes.
It's like...
It's like a car...
It's like...
Um... One by one... Your family...
Wait a minute.
Um... A car like Thomas.
What?
It's like...
What?
It's like...
Is it like that?
It's like...
It's scary!
Yossi, it's hard to love!
No, it's not!
Scary!
Um...
It's like animals in Africa.
Animals in Africa...
Um... They run around freely.
They run around freely.
They don't surround you.
They don't tie you up!
Ah, that's it!
Right, Yossi?
What did you think of when you first said it?
What was it?
A car?
Ah! Ah!
Yossi!
Now, we'd like you to stay with Yossi for a little longer.
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Aren't you tired?
I'm not tired!
If you're tired, I'll call Kei-chan!
It's fine!
She's a hardworking girl!
Well then, let's go!
Here it is!
Bibit-perfect-bowling-in-pan-station!
Now, let me tell you what it is.
Morning Musume's current member Yossi and first leader Mash will answer questions about the members.
If their answers match,
you can eat delicious bread that you picked up from a famous store in Tokyo.
Ah! Yay!
If your answers don't match,
A.D.-san will eat it for you!
You like bread, don't you, Yossi?
I love it!
Do you like it more than rice?
I like bread more than rice!
Wow!
We've prepared delicious bread for you to enjoy!
Thank you!
Now, let's bring in the delicious bread!
Now, let's have Takeuchi-san introduce it!
With crispy teeth and buttery smell spreading in his mouth, he appears for the first time in the show.
He is a cute talented guy who is sold out in one hour every day.
He is Teobroma's Croissant.
He is a food lover who is flying a long hit with his unadorned charm.
But, looking like this, he is unexpectedly amateurish.
We will ask him the secret of his charm.
He is Monchiel's Finish Bread.
Thanks to them, the world is now in an acapella boom.
How to combine the harmony of acacia, mushrooms and eggs is the leader's hard work.
He is a mushroom gardener of a bakery mix.
He is a dream unit born from a drama co-starring.
It is the first time for both of them to appear in a duet or a music show,
but they already have 2,000 sales every day.
Tonight, they will try a live performance.
They are Angelica's Miso Bread and Curry Bread.
Fresh blueberries and custard cream go well with each other.
She is a singer-songwriter.
Today, she came all the way from Daikanyama.
She is Altofagos's Fresh Blueberry Finish.
Thank you for having me.
First of all, it is a croissant.
Today, he is a cute talented guy who is flying a long hit with his unadorned charm.
Today, he is wearing a cute and unusual costume.
A standard white costume goes well with him.
Are you getting along well with him?
It is different from the scene of a drama, but please do your best today.
It's been a while, I'm Ayu.
That's all for tonight.
Finally, while I was doing a commercial,
Kuroasa came out and said, "Oh, it's the first song."
She said, "It's the first song."
Now, here is a question for Teobroma-san and Kuroasa-san.
Who is the most stingy member of Morning Musume.?
Have you decided yet?
Oh, that's fast.
Oh, I see.
What? Stingy?
Yes.
I've decided, too.
Yes.
May I?
Now, here is the answer. One, two...
No way!
I thought so, too.
Eh, Konno-chan, you're stingy?
Eh?
No, you're charming, right? You're stingy, right?
No, like...
Even if you go out for a meal or something like that,
I don't think you have a concept of paying for it.
Like, "Wow, it was delicious. Thank you for the meal."
If you say that, I think you're all paying for it.
Stingy in the sense that you're not spending money.
Ah, no!
Huh?
You bought me juice yesterday.
Juice?
Where did you buy it yesterday?
Eh, Konno-chan, you're stingy?
Konno...
I think he's stingy.
Like...
Um... I don't know if it's "tasting" or "go ahead and eat as you like"...
I'm definitely going to bring it with me.
And with that...
Since we're done with "fitch"...
It looks like Eric "thee" is going to eat the bread.
It looks like...
Ubukko is going to eat it.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Embarrassing?
It's good.
[Laughter]
I'm pissed off!
Now, the next bread is...
It's a Danish bread from Montsierre Aoyama store!
It looks good!
It's good!
It looks good!
I definitely want to eat it!
Now, here's the question!
Which member is likely to have an electric shock marriage at "Morning Musume"?
Electric shock marriage...
Have you decided?
Yes.
I've also decided on this one.
One, two...
Ta-dah!
[Laughter]
It's Mikiti!
It's Yaguchi-san!
Mikiti's face looks like it!
[Laughter]
She still has two years left. She'll get married in a year's time!
[Laughter]
Why did you choose Yaguchi-san?
Yaguchi-san...
When you make up your mind, you'll go for it.
I see.
That's how you see it.
That's right.
I see, I see.
How frustrating!
Is this another Cussy?
[Laughter]
What?!
It's good.
[Laughter]
What kind of theater is this?
[Laughter]
He's really enjoying it.
Damn it!
Let's eat the next one!
Let's eat the next one for sure!
This one!
Wow!
What is this?!
Bakery Mook's Mushroom Sandwich!
It's a side dish bread with a lot of mushrooms in it.
I like it.
Do you like side dish bread?
I like it.
Really?!
Yes! Here is the question for eating side dish bread!
Which Morning Musume. member would like to date with Mushroom?
Marriage, right?
That's not possible.
[Laughter]
It's good even if you dream about it!
In the first place, it's a bread station!
[Laughter]
There is nothing right about it!
[Laughter]
There is nothing real about it!
Is this space okay?
Yes!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
[Laughter]
Wow!
What is that?
That's right!
What?!
Wow!
We're already engaged!
On this show...
I want my daughter to be like you.
Oh, is that so?
I want my daughter to be like you.
I want her to marry you and have a baby like you.
Wow...
Kamei-chan?
Kamei is...
Well...
What do you like about him?
Kamei is...
Rather than something beautiful...
I don't know...
I like weird things!
I didn't mean it like that!
You didn't?
How else would you get it?
How?
Rather than a beautiful chocolate cake...
I like a messy bread that kids make.
A messy bread?
It's a beautiful and delicious chocolate cake, isn't it?!
What are you saying? Eat it, Cushy, eat it!
No, no, no, no!
It's that, isn't it? It's not originality, it's more like "only one", isn't it?
Ah, yes, yes, that's right.
It's not enough chocolate cake, isn't it?
Ah, yes, it's like homemade.
- Right? - Yes.
Homemade?!
- It's good. - It's good. How does it taste?
- It's good. - It's good.
That's all you say.
Next is this. Miss Angelica's miso bread and curry bread.
This is a famous store that sells 2,000 pieces a day.
- Have you ever eaten it, Miss Angelica? - No.
- I want to eat it. I'm sure you have. - Yes.
Here is the next question.
Which MOMS member do you think is post-Kei-chan?
- Kei-chan? - Kei-chan.
- It's Kei-chan. - Kei-chan, huh?
What was Kei-chan like in Yossi's mind?
- Kind of like an overbearing guy. - Kind of like an overbearing guy, huh?
- Yes. Like a loose mind. - A loose mind!
It's easy to understand. It's easy to understand.
Yossi thinks that Kei-chan is overbearing.
- Yes. - I'm sorry.
- One, two... - One, two...
- Ta-da! - Ta-da!
- Yay! - Yay!
- You're so cute!
- You're so cute! How old are you, Miss Ogawa? - But listen to me.
- Yes. - Recently, Ogawa has become like this.
- Yes. - Everyone says that he looks like Yossi.
- It's weird, isn't it? - Like this? - Amazing!
But I'm counting on you to become Kei-chan's post.
- Now, for the reward... - Yay!
- Finally! - Finally!
Angelica's miso bread and curry bread!
I'd like to eat them!
- May I? - Go ahead. - Thank you for it.
Delicious!
- Delicious! - I just heard a weird sound.
- Delicious! - Is it good? - It's delicious.
- This miso bread doesn't have miso paste in it. - Really? - It's kneaded in the dough.
- Can I eat it? - Does it taste like miso? - No, it doesn't taste like miso.
- It has a very deep taste. - Thank you for it. - The sweet persimmon on top...
- Mmm! - Right? - It's good, isn't it? - It's delicious! - Right?
- Now, the next bread is this one.
- It's "Alto Pagos"'s "Fresh Blueberry Relish"!
- It's cute! - There are only 3 to 5 limited items in a day.
- Here's the question!
- Which member would say "I'll do my best" in front of a mirror?
- It's hard to find someone who says "I'll do my best" in front of a mirror. - There is! - There is?
- Among girls? - I've seen it! - What?!
- When I first saw it, I thought it was very positive.
- When you first saw it, right? - When I first saw it, I was a senior.
- Among these 3, right? - Yes.
- Nacchi, Yaguchan and Kaori, right? - That's right.
- 1, 2... - Ta-dah!
- Wow! You're wrong! - This is how it is! It'll definitely hit!
- I'll do my best! It'll definitely hit! - I wonder...
- So what you actually saw actually happened? - Yes!
- Abe-san is also doing it for his body! - Huh?
- His legs are like... "Alright, I'll do my best!"
- Whether it's a lie or not, I'll give you a break! - You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!
- Unfortunately... - Wow! Kusshi, you're laughing!
- Wow! It's unpleasant! Unpleasant! - Yum!
- You're hopeless! - It's fine! We'll go home!
- Kusshi, you're not going home! - I'm not going home! I'm not going home!
- I'm not going home!